Hard Candy 2005 Review
kenyonNo hard candy. No one said "hard candy" either. An extremely androgynous teenage girl overworks her introspective speeches and knows more than she should, including how to perform a castration.…
The Collector (2009)
The torture is grisly and the story provides reasonable suspense, but the Collector is so short on the motives of, well, the collector. A man who is desperate to save…
Hatchet (2006)
Somewhat self-aware though terribly goofy, Hatchet is set in the swamps near New Orleans, where a "ragtag" tourist group falls victim to Victor Crowley, a disfigured maniac that is easy…
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) Review
A disappointing follow-up to the grisly entertainment of Wrong Turn 2, this cheap piece of junk is one of the worst in the backwoods mutant category. It may have helped…
The Innkeepers (2011)
It's especially dumbfounding that director Ti West allows such pronounced homage to retro horror, yet ultimately drops the ball on two would-be modern horror classics that hover just below the…
Hostel Part II (2007)
While "studying" in eastern Europe, three weak-minded girls become victims of a merciless underground network that kidnaps stupid Americans and auctions them off to wealthy sadists who apply various gruesome…
Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009)
Far below the rank of Pineapple Express is Half-baked. Well below Half-baked is this sorry excuse for a stoner comedy, Evil Bong 2. More like evil DUNG. Considering the very limited…
V/H/S (2012)
A muddled mess is this "collection" of found footage within found footage. Although, sometimes it's impossible to know if some scenes are supposed to be found footage from the camera…
The Tunnel (2011, Australia)
There's found footage. And then there's found footage brought to attention by the people in it who then use half the movie to comment about the footage. This flopped in…
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