Cube Zero (2009)
kenyonFirst cube is gold, second cube (a "hyper" cube) is garbage. Third cube falls in between. But more towards garbage. In the first Cube there was no outside view of…
Hostel III (2011)
There were some great ideas in Hostel III. If only they were executed more professionally. And if only this whole thing wasn't so dopey. It was foretold on the dvd…
The Collector (2009)
The torture is grisly and the story provides reasonable suspense, but the Collector is so short on the motives of, well, the collector. A man who is desperate to save…
Hatchet (2006)
Somewhat self-aware though terribly goofy, Hatchet is set in the swamps near New Orleans, where a "ragtag" tourist group falls victim to Victor Crowley, a disfigured maniac that is easy…
Automaton Transfusion (2006)
Holy crap look at that image on the DVD cover, looks pretty intense right? Well sadly this mess has zero substance, ripping off every other film about a quickly spreading…
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Yikes. After setting fire to a local dive bar, a rock band named Low Shoulder attempts to sacrifice Jennifer for its own selfish needs. Because she was not a virgin,…
The Room (2003)
Heralded as one of the worst ever made, the Room shows the best example of naive cinema. The script, acting, story and everything else is a disconnected disaster. But let's…
Lunch Meat (1987)
Known in the VHS underworld for its rare big box, the cheap Lunch Meat stumbles with shoddy amateur camera work and off screen violence. The first half is actually (relatively)…
The Pit (1981)
A disturbed boy lures victims to a sinkhole containing humanoid wolf (or ape?)-like creatures referred to as "tra la logs." Before you can make sense of it, an elderly blind…